Where Did Bluenose Come From, Anyway?

Bluenoser is now in the Oxford dictionary, and in this CBC.ca article Bill Davey is quoted providing  the usual etymology: 

One referred to the early Nova Scotian sailors who would be out in the cold weather and supposedly their nose would get cold and turn blue and the other one refers to the early settlers who would eat a  lot of blue potatoes and herring. 

But could the the term have a more religious bent? I looked up bluenose in a couple of American dictionaries; both the American Heritage Dictionary and Webster’s define it as a person who is particularly puritanical, who sticks to a strict moral code.

Is it possible that we Nova Scotians were known less for our seafaring toughness than for our self-righteous prudery?

Yet another Canadian nickname mystery.

Stompin’ Tom Connors is Dead

With humor and a trademark East Coast drawl, Stompin’ Tom Connors, like no other, mythologized Canadian life. He was born in New Brunswick and raised in Prince Edward Island; his first “hit” (as the Globe and Mail put it) was an ode to a PEI’s most famous export:

Years later, he wrote a song about a couple from Newfoundland that dumped a truck load of shit in the middle of Toronto (something any good Atlantic Canadian dreams of doing):

There were so many more songs, over so many years; he covered everything from a night out in northern Ontario to KD Lang.

A farewell note from Stompin’ Tom is on the homepage of his website.

Hockey Team With Racist Name Picks Song by Band with Racist Name as Their Fight Song

If Gary Webb were writing this post, that’s the title he’d come up with. But he’s not, so I’ll just say that this awesome song is what the Vancouver Canucks are using to start their games:

 
Fans of the team picked the song by online poll. For some horrible reason Nickelback was in the mix:

I think comparing these two songs really tells you everything about why Nickelback sucks.

If You Call Me "Canuck," Should I Be Offended, or Should I Put On Some Tights

Back on February 21, Rochester’s Democrat and Chronicle published this letter to the editor by Gary Webb of Victor:

A fine moment in Rochester Americans hockey history took place in the ’70s, when ownership ties were severed with the Vancouver Canucks. As a native Canadian, I am greatly offended by the use of the term “Canuck.” Forget about the Washington Redskins (Feb. 17 editorial, “Retire offensive sports mascots”); after all these years, why hasn’t Vancouver been required to change its extremely disrespectful, dehumanizing name?

If I didn’t know better, I’d say someone on the editorial staff really doesn’t like Gary Webb. The hyperbolic tone and false equivalence (there’s no way canuck is as offensive as redskins), the revisionist historical nugget (did the Americans really break it off with its NHL parent in a fit of righteous indignation?), the vague self-identification as a “native Canadian” (born there or First Nations?), the accusatory rhetorical question at the end: this is just an entertainingly embarrassing letter.

That said, it did make me wonder where canuck came from, and why Vancouver would use it as its hockey team’s nickname.

According to the Vancouver Canucks website, the team is named after a character with origins in 19th-century political cartoons:

Johnny Canuck was created as a lumberjack national personification of Canada. he first appeared in early political cartoons where he was portrayed as a younger cousin of the United States’ Uncle Sam and Britain’s John Bull. Depicted as a wholesome, if simple-minded, fellow in the garb of a habitant, farmer, logger, rancher or soldier, he often resisted the bullying of John Bull or Uncle Sam. 

Roberto Luongo decorarted his goalie mask with a stylized version of that original Johnny Canuck for the 2011-12 season:

There are theories that canuck originated as a nickname for aboriginal peoples on the West Coast–the Chinook or the South Sea Islanders that worked in the French fur trade–but it looks as if it gained currency as that more generic term. Gary Wyshynski also reminds us that Johnny Canuck was a comic-book hero that fought Hitler in the 1940s:

My own non-hockey canuck memories are of this Trudeau-era do-gooder:




Justin Bieber is a Horrible Blight on Canadian History–and an Honored Credit to His Country

Canadians, music lovers, people with souls: this is a truly horrific story.
Was happy to present Justin Bieber with a Diamond Jubilee Medal today.
As stated on his Flickr photostream, Prime Minister Stephen Harper was “happy to present Justin Bieber with a Diamond Jubilee Medal today.”

What’s a Diamond Jubilee Medal, you ask? Allow the Governor General of Canada to explain:

“A new commemorative medal was created to mark the 2012 celebrations of the 60th anniversary of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II’s accession to the Throne as Queen of Canada. The Queen Elizabeth II Diamond Jubilee Medal is a tangible way for Canada to honour (sic) Her Majesty for her service to this country. A the same time, it serves to honour (sic) significant contributions and achievements by Canadians.” 

This makes it all clear now. There is really no better way to honor the queen, who has done, and continues to do, so much for Canada from 3,500 miles away. Queen, Justin: you deserve each other.

Five Things: Songs About Hockey

As a Mets fan, Opening Day is as good a day as any to talk about hockey.

1. Atom and His Package, “Goalie” 
There’s a conversation going on about the value of obese goalies over at Andrew Sullivan’s Daily Dish. One reader points out that the topic’s already been covered in song. 

2. Stompin’ Tom Connors, “The Hockey Song”
I’ve always found him a little hokey. But add one letter, and you’ve got “hockey.”

3. Tragically Hip, “Fifty-Mission Cap” 
Until I heard this song, I had no idea who Bill Barilko was. Until I heard this song, I also had no idea that the Leafs had ever won the Stanley Cup. It had always sounded like crazy talk to me.

4. Rheostatics, “The Ballad of Wendel Clark”
I wanted to include “Queer” but couldn’t find a clip. Poor Leafs fans: so many songs, so few Stanley Cups.

5. Claman/Toth, “The Hockey Theme” (The old Hockey Night in Canada theme song) 

Another Leafs fan! It’s amazing they have any left.  

How to Play Hockey Night in Canada on Guitar