Inappropriate Christmas Music

Did you ever wonder what happened to that guy in high school who thought he was deep because he listened to metal. “It’s not Satanic,” he’d say. “I’m a Christian, and I can tell you that the lyrics actually remind us about evil. They’re a warning.”


Well, he lives in a three-bedroom colonial in California now. And he’s setting his holiday light show to Slayer’s “Raining Blood.”

Andrew Sullivan Wants You to Neglect Your Kids

On his blog, Andrew Sullivan has a conversation going about childrearing. Katie Roiphe from Slate pines for the “benign neglect of the 1970s and ’80s,” and Mark Oppenheimer worries that helicopter parenting destroys individuality.

I grew up in a rural area–big back yard; acres of open field to run through; cows–and it was relatively low-risk for my Mom to open the door and kick me outside. I loved it. I could run around, make believe, just sit and watch the clouds go by. I’m glad that today I live in an area where my wife and I can give our children at least a modicum of that freedom.

I also grew up in that era of benign neglect Roiphe is nostalgic for, and almost died three times before I was twelve: once by drowning, once when I was run over by a truck (long story), and once by a fall from a bridge (also, long story).

If parents today coddle, it may be because we remember those death-defying moments a little more vividly than the fun stuff.

This post doesn’t have much to do with music, so listen to this. Happy birthday, Caitlin, you irrepressible, irresistible force of nature:

Picking on the Carcass of the Music Industry Can Be Fun and Rewarding

Through the Daily Dish, I found this Pop Matters article on the music you can find in CD bins at 99 cent stores.

Thanks to the complete devaluing of the CD and the ruination of the recorded music industry, you can find better than ever stuff at places that used to only stock not-played-by-the-original-artists ’70s hits packages. I found Boston’s second album at the drug store last week for well under $10. Thanks to Pathmark, I got to know the artistry of Waylon Jennings just a little bit better.

Now’s the time to get out there and make your finds. While we still have the chance.

Five Things: Music That Makes Me Think Deep Thoughts

The New York Times critics’ blah-blah about Lincoln Center’s White Lights Festival–dedicated to spirituality and exploring our “inner universe,” something like that–got me thinking about music that makes me contemplate the Big Questions.

1. Rheostatic’s “Shaved Head” on Whale Music


There’s nothing like a song about chemotherapy to get you thinking about the great beyond. At least I think it’s about chemotherapy. I hear in this song all the pain that comes with the realization that your relationship with the one you love is short, transitory. Every time I listen to this I cry, so I don’t listen to it much. It’s exhausting.

For end-of-life poignancy, it’s right up there with Alden Nowlan’s “This is What I Wanted to Sign off With.”

2. Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” 
In whatever version I hear it, this melody gives me that little chill on the back of my neck. You can’t help but feel as if we’re all in this together, and everything’s going to be OK.


(I was going to post a clip of Bernstein going on about Beethoven. I stand by my choice.)

3. Arvo Paert’s Cantus in Memorium Benjamin Britten


Back when I was in college, Symphony Nova Scotia had a series for 20th-century music, and their performance of this piece (with Peter Lieberson conducting) was something I still remember. It was like nothing I had ever heard. This version is by A Far Cry, a group from Boston.

4. Ani DiFranco’s “Amazing Grace” on Dilate


This album came out the fall I arrived in the US for grad school, and I listened to it a lot. It’s maybe the most lascivious version of “Amazing Grace” I’ve ever heard. But I like it (although I think the church bells at the beginning are a little obvious).

The close association I have with “Amazing Grace” is highly connotational. My mom told me once that “The Old Rugged Cross” was my grandfather’s (her dad’s) favorite hymn, and it was played at his funeral. My grandfather died just before I was born, and whenever I hear any spiritual, I think about how Mom’s story helped connect two family members that never knew each other.

5. Above all, though, there’s this:

Detroit Symphony Musicians Will Put on Holiday Shows

The Detroit Symphony Orchestra musicians, on strike for weeks now, are putting on their own holiday concerts, starting this weekend:


This isn’t the musicians’ first foray into concert production; back in September, after their contract was up but before the went on strike, they performed two concerts.

 If I were the musicians, who seem to be both unified and highly motivated to do things their own way, I would start thinking about how they can abandon the orchestra as a corporation and form a new group in Motor City. Stop picketing, and start doing more playing.

Oh, Come On! Really?

Is it really that cute, that groundbreaking, to do this sort of thing on an iPad?

David Hockney’s got a display of Apple art going on in Paris until the end of January:

As Open Culture mentions, the blog Messy Nessy Chic has some samples online.

In the above video, Hockney muses over the problems of displaying his iArt. He goes with hanging rows upon rows of iPads and iPods on the walls of the gallery.

I have an idea: print the damn things out!

Gorecki or Gretzky?

1. He’s the all-time NHL points leader, and scored 92 goals in 1981-82, a single-season record. Gorecki or Gretzky?

2. He won first prize for his First Symphony at the UNESCO Youth Biennale in Paris in 1961, his earliest significant critical recognition outside of Poland, decades before a recording of his Third Symphony was a hit in the US and UK. Gorecki or Gretzky?

3. His wife was involved in an illegal betting scandal that resulted in the arrest and conviction of former NHL player Rick Tocchet. Gorecki or Gretzky?

4. In 1979, he quit his job at the Music Academy in Katowice to protest the Communist government’s refusal to let Pope John Paul II visit Poland. Gorecki or Gretzky?

5. He was dealt in 1988 by the Edmonton Oilers to the Los Angeles Kings in the NHL transaction forever known by hockey fans as “The Trade.” Gorecki or Gretzky?

Gorecki Obituary Round-Up

On his blog The Rambler, Tim Rutherford-Johnson surveys the Górecki obirtuaries from major papers in the US and the UK.

A friend of mine wrote to ask how Gorecki avoided serious rebuke from authorities in Communist Poland. Apparently, Gorecki wondered the same thing:  

I remember these times with pleasure because they were a great reawakening for Polish music. I don’t know how we got away with it year after year.

A colleague of mine at work winced (virtually) when I located Gorecki’s relevance within the 1990s as a source for and inspiration to trip-hop musicians and soundtrack writers. Some obituaries Rutherford-Johnson cites do the same thing, focusing on the Third Symphony, while others provide a broader perspective.